Here’s some to get started, if you're so inclined add some of your own.
Why isn’t my imaging session going better?
Because you have to planet better.
Why do I need to store my images in the cloud?
You don’t. They're all above the clouds.
How did you manage to spend so much time doing astrophotography this season?
I had a light year.
I went to the Flat Earth Society convention last week and the opening speaker was a real inspiration:
"The only thing we have to fear is sphere itself!"